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malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

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hoping-youd-stay:

I am this cat on so many levels

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broadens:

like the earth pulling on the moon
and the moon pulling on the tide,
his lips gravitate
towards mine

(via asian)

undercover-witch:

when the food at someone else’s house tastes horrible, but you don’t want to offend anyone

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Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)

God just spoke to me right here.

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(Source: theworthofsouls, via rainbow-femme)

You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less.

If abortion and birth control become illegal

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

(via rainbow-femme)

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

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