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fraternityboy:

why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook

(via ultimatefangirl125)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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bruisybaby:

chalk mermaids outside of where I work
A new one appears every day ??

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vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

(via bitchyteen)

friend:you hung out with him? so what happened?
*i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
friend:BITCH
me:BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
friend:BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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feyuca:

I am what I hate most in the world

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dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

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